This game was a beautiful masterpiece that defied all expectations in order to be what other games only wish they could be: a work of art.
From the moment you step foot in the game as our protagonist, the twerkive and dashing Mario, you are set on an adventure that reaches out into the void of the galaxy in order to save humanity
Teaching friendship, patience, and good money management as you try to buy mayonnaise, this game will have you at the edge of your seat until the absolute end as you watch the final cinematics unfold
⚠️ONLY READ THIS IF YOU ALREADY PLAYED THE GAME IT IS THE ENTIRE SCRIPT⚠️
⚠️JUST FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE CONFUSED ON THE STORY⚠️
Stage 1:
Mario needs to get to Home Depot, but a road blocks his way. He needs to walk past the road while avoiding cars to get to Home Depot. He walks in the door.
Cutscene:
Mario forgets what he came there to get so he looks at what his shopping list. He needs to get mayonnaise.
Stage 2:
Mario enters the store and needs to find the mayonnaise. You need to look for the mayonnaise but when you find it you find Jonathan who also wants mayonnaise.
Cutscene 2:
Jonathan grabs the last mayonnaise and starts to rub it all over his body. Mario gets angry at this and wants his mayonnaise back, even if it means he has to lick it off of Jonathan. Jonathan also get angry.
Stage 3:
Jonathan has absorbed the power of mayonnaise. You know that you alone cannot kill Jonathan. He chases you around and catches you
Cutscene 3:
Jonathan is about to finish Mario off, he aims his ak47 at Mario’s head, finger on the trigger. But then, Jonathan and Mario hear a loud bang. They look backwards and see Sparta grant standing there in all of his glory. Grant says” What are you playing” and then says ”I’m here to chew poop and kick ass, and I’m all out of poop”
He then flys forward and swallows Jonathan and spits him out into space. Grant and Jonathan fight in an EPIK fight thing. Grant stops time and kicks Jonathan. He unstops time and Jonathan flies into the sun. Sparta grant fortnite dances on Jonathan.
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i didnt watch the trailer its more epic now
mario has heart attack and dies in stor
Best game ever
cool game
https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerCutePenguinPanicVis-m5M_ZILbYFrL9oBq yo yo yo
he dies? NOOOOO
holy shit that game was good
Pa la raza que habla español y quiere ver que pedo con este juego, aquí les dejo mi vídeo, goty, nada más que agregar
cheese
thats it
Best gaem ever 10/10 (not going to fix that)
You will go to hell if you don't download this you fucking perv.
This game was a beautiful masterpiece that defied all expectations in order to be what other games only wish they could be: a work of art.
From the moment you step foot in the game as our protagonist, the twerkive and dashing Mario, you are set on an adventure that reaches out into the void of the galaxy in order to save humanity
Teaching friendship, patience, and good money management as you try to buy mayonnaise, this game will have you at the edge of your seat until the absolute end as you watch the final cinematics unfold
My playthrough here:
Dashie's reaction to this terrible but hilarious game had me dying LMAO you've won at life honestly
Do you remember the name of the video where he played it? I can’t find it despite my efforts.
It was the video titled “ CHUCKY BROTHER SCARED THE LIFE OUT OF ME!!”
Oh my God, thank you so much! I love that video, can’t believe I didn’t know.
Are you going to make a sequel???
probably not, I gotta focus on school and other projects
Maybe
Blessed content
Rubbish, Soulless trash of a video game. If you're gonna try to be comedic at least put in a brow of effort into it.
smelly
go touch grass
🔌
tell the dev to do that rather than making this trash in the basement
sir, have you ever heard of a
J O K E
it’s not supposed to be a serious game, calm down buckaroo
r/woooosh
yes
This was a trip, I have no words, but I was here for it
Will be checking out the alternative
LMFAO
By The Way I Released A new Version Of the Game, So go Check It Out
This game is wonderful. Please make a sequel and add lore
This is mint. So simple and dumb I love it lol. Imagine a full game built just like this
Oh my god, Thank you so much for making a video on my game. It really made my day. I never expected my game to get so big. Thank you so much.
this is game and i agree 10/10
Thank you for playing my game bukaroo
Are you going to make a sequel?
Probably not, I need to focus on school and other projects
⚠️WARNING SPOILERS⚠️
⚠️ONLY READ THIS IF YOU ALREADY PLAYED THE GAME IT IS THE ENTIRE SCRIPT⚠️
⚠️JUST FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE CONFUSED ON THE STORY⚠️
Stage 1:
Mario needs to get to Home Depot, but a road blocks his way. He needs to walk past the road while avoiding cars to get to Home Depot. He walks in the door.
Cutscene:
Mario forgets what he came there to get so he looks at what his shopping list. He needs to get mayonnaise.
Stage 2:
Mario enters the store and needs to find the mayonnaise. You need to look for the mayonnaise but when you find it you find Jonathan who also wants mayonnaise.
Cutscene 2:
Jonathan grabs the last mayonnaise and starts to rub it all over his body. Mario gets angry at this and wants his mayonnaise back, even if it means he has to lick it off of Jonathan. Jonathan also get angry.
Stage 3:
Jonathan has absorbed the power of mayonnaise. You know that you alone cannot kill Jonathan. He chases you around and catches you
Cutscene 3:
Jonathan is about to finish Mario off, he aims his ak47 at Mario’s head, finger on the trigger. But then, Jonathan and Mario hear a loud bang. They look backwards and see Sparta grant standing there in all of his glory. Grant says” What are you playing” and then says ”I’m here to chew poop and kick ass, and I’m all out of poop”
He then flys forward and swallows Jonathan and spits him out into space. Grant and Jonathan fight in an EPIK fight thing. Grant stops time and kicks Jonathan. He unstops time and Jonathan flies into the sun. Sparta grant fortnite dances on Jonathan.
This is amazing.
I cried with happiness when I passed this game.
ThAnk you<3
I’m glad to hear that, thank you for playing my game.
je suis coincer au survive
its a masterpiece
Despite being warned not to I played anyway. Definitely weird. And I will leave it at that.
Thank you for playing my game and making a video about it. It was entertaining to see how confused you were, thank you.
how to survive mayo man :/
you don’t, let him rub his mayonnaise on you
Do Not play this game at all... it's have no Esc button, Bad controls, No Start button, & You got to restart your computer. 2/10 (this is a joke)
Challenge accepted.
Challenge completed. By the way, tap the windows key on your keyboard to get out of a game screen or Alt F4.